for3versucceeding:

Last one because what the heck

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easy-tips:

In your face, talented artistic friends!
Now everyone can make funky easter
eggs.

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officialunitedstates:

I keep blocking these companies that put horrible ads on my dashboard and they keep showing up anyway…. hmmm if staff keeps this up I may have to take my blogging business elsewhere

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officialunitedstates:

I just sent the tumblr staff a fanmail asking them to stop with the bad ads.  im sure this will impact their course of action in the future.  #democracy #firstamendment #$

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officialunitedstates:

boss at work:  how was your weekend

me:  fine

boss at work:  mine too

me:  I didn’t ask

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officialunitedstates:

okay we get it.  nash grier and hair, benedict and aliens, that guy from supernatural and moose.  we get it.  thats enough of that

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officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  you can do it

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officialunitedstates:

hetaliagirl104:

officialunitedstates:

things I know about brazil:

  • jungle
  • jesus statue

The Jesus is statue is in Rio, you uneducated swine 

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missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

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beksboys:

"free trial"

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"all we need is your credit card information"

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snorlaxatives:

shufflesavwidit:

snorlaxatives:

cigarettes are soooo nasty

LOL, howabout no

you put up a compelling argument

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pajamaben:

"Billy where is your homework?"

"im sorry Ms. Klein my dog- *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* -gone cat ate it”

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proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

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splantamello:

ballpointpun:

fuckyeahitsalltimelow:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE LIFESAVER MINTS HAVE A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE IF IT GETS CAUGHT IN YOUR THROAT YOU CAN STILL BREATHE.

that feature sounds like a real life saver

Someone is living up to their url

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