In your face, talented artistic friends!
Now everyone can make funky easter
I keep blocking these companies that put horrible ads on my dashboard and they keep showing up anyway…. hmmm if staff keeps this up I may have to take my blogging business elsewhere
I just sent the tumblr staff a fanmail asking them to stop with the bad ads. im sure this will impact their course of action in the future. #democracy #firstamendment #$
boss at work: how was your weekend
boss at work: mine too
me: I didn’t ask
okay we get it. nash grier and hair, benedict and aliens, that guy from supernatural and moose. we get it. thats enough of that
things I know about brazil:
- jesus statue
The Jesus is statue is in Rio, you uneducated swine
"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."
"all we need is your credit card information"
cigarettes are soooo nasty
LOL, howabout no
you put up a compelling argument
"Billy where is your homework?"
"im sorry Ms. Klein my dog- *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* -gone cat ate it”
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE LIFESAVER MINTS HAVE A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE IF IT GETS CAUGHT IN YOUR THROAT YOU CAN STILL BREATHE.
that feature sounds like a real life saver
Someone is living up to their url